knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

knife that hoe

Seeing a woman look with a sexual desire toward your man, so you get up walk over to her and stab her in the boob.

Me and my boo were at the club and i saw this thirsty chick looking at my man so i went over and "knife that hoe"

by JoeDan March 27, 2014

Knife

When your boyfriend goes on a week long trip and has an urge to place one leg between your two pieces of thigh candy.

Damn bae, I just can't wait to knife the middle of those legs all night long!

by SonOfTheGreat January 12, 2015

Kintevous

A black guy with a big penis

What do you call someone blacker than most with a large ego and larger dick? A Kintevous

by asssssssshollllllleeee July 16, 2014

Knifed

It hurts more than getting fingered, it also can result in death more often.

Freddy didn't get fingered, Cesar knifed him instead for ratting out his whole crew.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

Knifey-Spooney

A stupid Australian game where everyone pulls out their knives to compare size (like Americans and dicks) and one person pulls out a spoon. The first person to call out the person with the spoon wins.

"Lets play knifey-spooney." Everyone pulls out their knives, except Steve, he pulls out a spoon.

"Those aren't knives, THIS is a knife," Steve says.
"No, that's a spoon," Alex points out.
"Well I guess you win," Steve pouts.

by Hyde.Jykl June 28, 2016

kiteyyy

That dizzy feeling u get after smoking, like the smokers version of tipsy

Nah man, I'm so kiteyyy right now

by I dunno. 02 December 17, 2016