Kevin

A Kevin is sweet and caring. He's also a gamer who could go on for days just talking about one game, a true game nerd. He's a god who can't be compared to anyone. A sweet, loving, gaming, breathtaking, lovable, sexy, nerdy god. He's confident and won't let anyone stop him from getting what he wants. I'm glad I found one who I can love that loves me back.

Girl 1: I met a Kevin last night.

The girls blow up suddenly

Girl 2: Really?! Lucky!

Girl 3: IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM, I'LL TAKE HIM!

Girl 4: You better treat him well or I will kill you!

Girl 5: Good luck in bed, wink wink nudge nudge

Girl 1: EVERYONE CALM DOWN

Kevin: Hey girls.

Girl 1: KEVIN!!!

She leaps to him and giggles, wrapping her arms around him and nuzzles him softly. He smiles and pulls her close, gently kissing the top of her head.

Kevin: Hello, love.

Girls 2-5: Awwwe

by DyingSlowly February 27, 2019

Kevin

A fit guy with a huge dick. Fun to hangout with and he must workout a lot to be this stunning.

Kevin: A muscular jock

by The cool man June 20, 2018

kevin

kevin is the sweetest soul you could meet. he will make you smile every day and will make you laugh no matter what, you could be sad and he would flip your whole day around. if you ever met a kevin before you’d know how special they are. once you see them smile you will never be able to get them out of your head. you could never ever get bored of him because he’ll have you attached for the longest time. you never wanna lose him because he is truly special and no matter how hard you try you wouldn’t be able to stop loving him. once you look into his pretty brown eyes you’ll immediately feel a connection, he is absolutely perfect and the most handsome person you could ever meet. he will cherish you and make you feel so so loved and he’ll make you feel pretty even when you’re at your worst. he can also sing very very well. he will sing for you and you’ll just fall more and more in love with him. his voice is the perfect tone and you could just listen to it all day 25/8. his hair is the perfect color, and perfect length, just everything about kevin is perfect, every single little thing, and through time you’ll just keep falling more in love with him and you could never ever get tired of him. his eyes, his nose, his lips, his body, everything is just more than perfect in my eyes. i love kevin so so much and i could never stop loving him.

your boyfriend is so perfect what’s his name

kevin 🤨 shh don’t talk to him

by ppkevinsgf June 5, 2022

Kevin

Tries to get with the ladies like Aimee And Antonia .

Hello Aimee I am Kevin let’s date!

by anonymous January 13, 2021

Kevin

A big black man with a large shlong with a footer underneath and gives really good intercourse he has big cash and spends lots and gives girls good head for dinner.

Her boyfriend has a large shlong

Must be a kevin

by jewohfwehoifo March 18, 2021

Kevin

Kevin, how are you?
I'm sorry I snapped at your friends but I resent doing this publicly. Please, if there is any chance i would prefer sending you letters, you know, old-school, the ones with envelopes and stuff, to guard our privacy, intimacy, or what is left of it.
Plus i'm really struggling with the constant backlash, shitstorm i face everytime i try to be. Me. To you.

Love, Kevinesse 🖤

Kevin, i just want you to be happy in your skin. In my arms.

by Krkič May 8, 2019

Kevinitis

When you're scratched and red bumps appear in the area. Fun for writing on people.

SB: Dude you know how kevin has kevinitis? Well, i wrote Fuck the Pain on his arm.

by mister chew November 6, 2010