Not that I'm keeping track, but....

An excuse to be a jerk and tell everyone what you really think without saying it outright.

Not that I'm keeping track, but....that's the third time you've come into work late.

by CaliScott January 11, 2011

Very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)

Him: that word is not in the dictionary

Me: wanna bet

Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

by Ummmhello? August 2, 2021

keeping it in the family

Keeping it in the family is when a girl or guy dates someone, breaks up with that person, and subsequently dates someone related to the first person. Keeping it in the family originates from an expression that involves not letting an issue out of the borders of family knowledge, and so by dating someone else in the family, the subject is "keeping it in the family".

Reid : Man Karlson, isn't it weird that after you rejected her, morgan went for your brother?
Karlson : No way man, she's just keeping it in the family.

by Krackle'ackin December 14, 2011

keepin' it one hunad

The new form of "keeping it real." The "one hunad" is short for "one-hundred percent." Pronounced (hun-nud).

Guy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Guy 2: Nothin much man. You know, just been keepin' it one hunad.

by toddglass'_auful_prankshow March 17, 2010

Keely

A big-headed hog that eats it own poop. Some people mistake it for a giant poop and step on it. It will threaten other animals with its horrible oder. It is also a wanna-be of the Alec, Justin, Danielle, and Garrett.

"Ew, poop!"
"No thats a Keely."

by Someone in her class March 25, 2008

keep walking

said to somebody walking past a group of teenagers, like in a confrontation.

(little year 9 walks past)
oh yh, keep walking!

by madlad69 July 25, 2018

keep your socks on

Keep your socks on at all times , if you’re caught without wearing socks on your feet that immediately defines you as gay.

Jeremy: ‘oh my god did you hear about matthew?’

Adrian ‘no, what happened?’
Jeremy: ‘he was caught not wearing socks! Gay prick’

Adrian ‘hahaha, that is why you should always keep your socks on’

by ilovesugardaddies19 May 3, 2020