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johnny depp 

da big PIMP DADDY!!!
johnny depp by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004

johnny depp 

1. A term used to refer to bad actors.
2. being or acting like an emo.

See also Emo.
leonardo dicaprio is such a johnny depp.

man, stop crying.. don't be such a johnny depp!
johnny depp by johnnydepot December 20, 2004

johnny on the spot 

The act of shitting on the sunroof of a car, which results in fecal matter splattered on the driver's head/face upon opening the sunroof.
I climbed up on Meredith's car and left her a little johnny on the spot before she left this morning.

johnny depp 

A sell out fuck who used to be a great actor then sold his soul to jesus for a fuckin crispy creme! WHAT THE FUCK ITS A FUCKIN DONUT GET OVER IT AHHHHHHHHHH
Ed Wood was a good movie

Finding Neverland was a shit film

Johnny Appleseed

When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.

Variants:

Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce

Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind
BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"

ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"

Johnny Two-Face 

often dances with Lysol and attends the Pow-Wows.
"I don't know Johnny Two-Face who dances with Lysol"
Johnny Two-Face by Matt Sturbate October 31, 2004