Jizz My Pants

the most amazing song ever.
used as a very sexual joke.
great for sexy parties
best friends jizz their pants for each other

*friend air humps*
tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants!
sally: not my fault im too sexy

by hayleyhoney122 January 23, 2009

jizz rag

A jizz rag is simalar to a catch rag, being that it is used to wipe up or catch cum after jerkin the gherkin. The difference is that a jizz rag is not kept, but rather, thrown away after use. Common jizz rags are usually paper towels, toilet paper, love letters.

Billy's mom found his jizz rag in the toilet because the dumbass forgot to flush it.

by Drew55665 August 18, 2006

Jizz 'n' Ched

A popular potato chip flavour in Western Canada.

If you like the taste of giving head, you'll love the taste of Jizz 'n' Ched!

by l.h.l. June 24, 2006

Weak-Jizz

when you have already rubbed out three loads in an hour or so, the fourth one is weak jizz.

Weak-Jizz came out the fourth time I pulled my carrot.

by troy garner September 21, 2005

Jizz Goggles

When a girl looks so hot wearing glasses, that it makes a guy want to cum on her face. Hence, making them jizz goggles.

Rushi said to Tyler, "Damn, Sasha looks good wearing those jizz goggles today."

by Tyler, Rushi May 8, 2008

jizz bomb

a water ballon that has been filled over the past weeks or months with semen or the semen of several people.

"hey, I got my brothers three man ballon launcher lets make some jizz bombs and go to the girls soccer practice"

by Steve Mongkok August 28, 2009

Jizz Band

Term used when talking about Jazz Band.
Saying Jazz Band is awesome and makes people jizz themselves.
Term originated by Kodi Low.

"Dude i just got back from Jizz Band. I need a clean pair of pants."

by Kreg Keagy November 13, 2007