Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by UB Nash November 15, 2023

Jeff Dahmer

The Jeff Dahmer is a sexual act involving two people, it does not have to be specifically gay but it can. One person covers themselves in meat (It can be raw to improve the experience and pork is recommended) and the partner will start consuming the meat off their body while also fucking them in the process while also cutting your partner so they bleed all over themselves and drinking the blood.

“Bro my girlfriend wanted me to Jeff dahmer her. We broke up after the experience. I couldn’t take that shit any more.”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023

Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.

We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.

by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019

Wrath Of Jeff

A Jeff will suddenly appear to you, as you look at him you will see death and die subsequently.

You will feel the wrath Of Jeff soon youngling

by Yuhboiceleb September 2, 2022

Jeff syndrome

When you ship a car worth nothing and freak out from the moment it gets picked up. You think that someone is trying to steal your car and you are very upset and confused that no one is updating you every second of the process.

man that guy suffers from Jeff Syndrome

by redmanrunning23 June 2, 2022

Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.

You wish you were a Jeff.

by JoRae December 10, 2019

Jeff

Verb- to completely destroy something, especially in a warehouse setting.

Man, you really jeff'd that pallet. Now we can't even use it!

by Crystalclear0369 November 20, 2020