irish

Irish people...what is there to say. First of all their men laugh like girls. Their women are extremely manly and laugh like men. Irish people are wannabes. They smell horrible. They drink too much, they gamble too much and they always get drunk. I hate being around irish people because I always have to be the designated driver. Since I'm not Irish, they make me be the designated driver. Their cooking is baked beans and franks. Did I mention they drink too much.

<MAN 1>Hey u gorgeous irish dude, lets go to a bar , get drunk and start a fight.
<MAN2> SINCE IM irish i am up for a bar fight. Why do I always lose to the italians though?

by boberta July 5, 2006

IrishRepublicanArmy

21. IrishRepublicanArmy:

that's me.
I write definitions for UrbanDictionary.com. So sue me!

and yes. I can read minds.

A user said this should be deleted: "I find it inapproprate to assign the name of any militant terrorist organization an imaginary conotation. The Irish Republican Army is a renegade militia responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent people. Regardless of the political cause which carries many supporters and opposers, the IRA is, I repeat, a terrorist group, not an army, a game character, an appropriate username, or any o..."

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by look what I found on quality control June 27, 2004

Irish Driver's License

Irish Driver's License refers to any kind of driving ban. Traditionally this meant a ban related to a DUI, but has been expanded to mean a driving ban for any reason.

"I mounted the curb and blew a 0.12 so they're giving me an Irish driver's license for 6 months"

"Can someone give me a lift to the party tonight? I Irished up my license in May"

by GoldstocksCorporationCTO September 29, 2022

irish pud

a limp dick that is useless when trying to have sex

"Sean really wants to fuck me, and I would have sex with him if not for his Irish pud." said Sarah

by Johnny Cockrin February 26, 2008

Irish Goodbye

A goodbye taking more than 1 hour and in which a new conversation begins. People can spend hours on end standing in the driveway talking, during an Irish Goodbye. Not limited to Irish people, but very common among large Irish Families.

This type of goodbye is different because the more serious one is about leaving, the longer they stay around for.

T: Im going to bed for real
H: Okay goodnight
T: Wait, did you hear the new ___ album yet?
H: Yes, wasnt it amazing??
T: Most awesome of all time because...

*3 hours later*
T: Okay this Irish Goodbye must come to an end. I'm going to just hang up the phone otherwise we'll never stop talking.

by The Ruffio March 1, 2010

Irish

Really cool people, not always drunks, not always lepracauns, dont always eat potatoes, not always ginger!
Can be from Southern Ireland OR Northern Ireland

dude 1: Wow that girl is awesome!
dude 2: i no right?
dude 1: like she is seriously hot, she must be Irish
dude 2: thats why shes so hot!

by IRISHLEGEND June 1, 2011

Irishman's Exit

To leave unexpectedly and candidly; To suddenly exit the premises with no warning or notification; typically while extremely intoxicated, so much that one cannot usually communicate the fact that one is deciding to leave.

"What happened to Fitzy last night?"
"Oh... He pulled the worst Irishman's exit I've ever seen. I was talking to him one minute, the next minute he's gone."

"Did Sully drive us home last night?"
"No. I have no idea where Sully went last night"
--Sully pulled an Irishman's Exit and called a cab by himself to an alternate bar, not remembering any of it.--

by Brian Peters December 23, 2007