Shit pipe

When you are fucking (piping) a girl and she is shitting.

Man she's so fine, I'd shit pipe that b*tch.

by Shit piping god March 24, 2017

tap pipe

To be the pitcher; to insert your penis in another man's anus.

(While watching 'There Will be Blood')

Dave: "I want to be the guy with the sledgehammer."
Travis: "I want to tap pipe."

This can be reprased as follows:

Dave: "It seems to me that the fellow with the sledgehammer has the prefered task out of the people present in this scene."

Travis: "It seems to me that I would enjoy inserting my penis in another man's anus."

by Matt R ' April 18, 2008

tripping pipe

1.originally a term from the oil field, refers to the actual act of taking the drill string out of the wellbore (ground) and putting it back in, usually to replace the drill bit.

2. the act of masterbating. as in spankin it. placing ones hands on their own genitals and performing hand sex, it normally ends in one releasing cum.

1. Hey man, if your done tripping pipe to internet pr0n. Let's go out and chase some tail.

by el gresso October 3, 2009

Pipe him

Dunk on a person so hard you put you nuts on em.

Yo, why did he just try to pipe him? He know can't dunk on ya boi!!!

dunk, slam, stuff it, posterize, embarrass a player, shine on em

by Hell owe May 30, 2016

Tail Pipe

When you put your asshole up against another asshole and fart.

To help loosen her, I gave her a tail pipe.

by Merkinfeltch March 9, 2016

Piped Up

When you’re so piped up, you’re just piped up, you can’t be piped down. Just gotta go with the flow and pipe it up!

Hey there bud, you ready to pipe it up tonight?

Buddy, I’m already piped up there bud

by Urmothersboxbanger December 5, 2017

laying pipe

Doing a great big dump that renders the toilet unusable for the next hour due to pungency.

"Where's Tim? He's been gone for half an hour."

"He's laying pipe.

by turqoisenoise April 4, 2011