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Internet Hot

Used as an adjective:

When someone (particularly a picture of someone on the Internet) has a hotness level inversely proportional to the skill level in photoshop it would take to make an average person reach that level of hotness.

This is best used for profiles on dating sites where the person has had 'professional' photos made for their profile.
You see someone really hot on a dating site, and your friend tells you they are about a 8 in terms of being Internet Hot, which means it would only take someone using Photoshop a skill level of 2 to make them that attractive.
by DickArmy October 22, 2009
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Hot Fuckit

Microwaving a hot pocket for 37 sec. and then...ummm... some things happen...
Damn I'm horny, I'm gonna a make a hot fuckit. Want anything from the kitchen?
by R-synik December 18, 2009
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hot-bagging

"Hot-bagging" is when, in a moving vehicle, one poops into a bag and throws it out the window.

Said to popular among touring musicians, who resort to "hot-bagging" to avoid stinking up their tour buses.
"Pee-yew... somebody didn't get the word that we're hot-bagging it on this bus!"
by Hot Baggin' April 25, 2006
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Hot Colton

The Hot Colton is the sexual act of, after having sex with your girlfriend, going into another room to defecate on the floor.
Did you hear about Ryan? He took a Hot Colton last night.
by Donitsu June 30, 2010
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hot as hell

incredibly sexy
by kallie November 28, 2003
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Hot Ronald

The act of receiving your food at a fast food drive-thru; a metaphorical Hot Karl performed by the clown himself at time of transaction.

Less popular variants include "Hot Wendy" and "Hot King", which have been in steady decline. "Hot Colonel" has resurfaced on the strength of recent "all-in-one" bowl marketing in the chicken sector; "Hot Chihuahua" usage remains steady despite the long absence of its associated marketing mascot.
-"Let's go eat something."
-"I don't know, man, I'm low on cash."
-"Well, then let's just go get a hot Ronald..."
by Lester Feinberger November 6, 2007
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hot dang

expression to express joy, or excitement, like the word bitchin
lets all go watch lesbian porn
hot dang!
by botaf November 11, 2003
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