horny guppy

Something/someone dry humping an object due to being sexually deprived.

Bryan: Did you see Anjelica last night? She was going hard!

Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!

by BoahGee December 11, 2022

Ace Horny

A feeling felt by sex averse asexuals, being the closest they can feel to being horny. Usually manifests in ways such as suddenly feeling more appreciative of your friends and feeling the urge to show some sort of platonic affection, be it verbal or physical

"Alright I'm ace horny again, you know what that means. Who wants hugs, cuz I wanna hug everyone in this room right now, bring it in."

by anonymous September 5, 2021

pizza horny

When you absolutely have to have pizza, above all other needs or wants. This may cause the afflicted to commit various heinous acts or debase themselves in order to fulfill this need.

Fuck. I would do anything right now for some delicious crust, melty cheese, and delectable toppings. I'm straight-up pizza horny, dogg! I'm gonna knock off a liquor store to get me some cash to make this happen tonight.

by ProtonFire May 12, 2020

Boyfriend Horny

A girl, for such - who is a massive simp yet doesn't have the courage to ask anyone out. This girl simps a lot, and finds most people attractive (of which is male)

Jessica: Oh my god, Rhianna sent me so many snaps on how boyfriend horny she is
Brittany: Gosh she is so desperate

by mistake.exe March 16, 2021

horny heaven

A term to describe Paradise in the name of high sexual activity within' an individual.

Person 1: Bro those thighs are about to ascend me to horny heaven, i swear to god!
Person 2: I get you honestly, man.

by ThighsAppreciator August 9, 2023

Horny Cow

When you are getting a handjob and you fart and nut at the same time.

We were having a good time when suddenly he did the Horny Cow and ruined everything.

by Efhanwaltodn January 23, 2021

Ultima Horny

A feeling that could be described as the ultimate Combination of Horny and Heart Horny which is felt when seeing or thinking about someone you deeply care about. It pretty much means you want to hug and cuddle someone while fucking the shit out of them at the same time. So horny but with a very emotional element to it. The main issue with this state of emotion is that it can not be easily resolved by Masturbation or Cuddling alone. Recommended solution would be to cuddlefuck which is honestly pretty self explanatory.

"Dude, I´m so Ultima Horny right now."
"How come?"
"I haven´t seen my Girlfriend in a while so thats probably it"

by ZickZackZICKZACK May 25, 2019