Homo before 99

The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99

Punishable by death

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Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night

Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet

Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99

by Homob499 January 31, 2022

Homo floridus

Aka Florida man. A living species of human other than Homo sapiens. They are our closest living cousins and are capable of doing insane things which we are unable to do.

That Homo floridus just wrestled 3 grizzly bears and 1 mountain lion all together and killed them with zero effort.

by Diego_Brando April 5, 2022

Homo Idioticus

A split group of Homo Sapiens that have evolved to have up to 80% less brain matter, thus greatly decreasing intelligence.

Bob: "How could Carl possibly be that dumb?"
Jake: "I think he is a Homo Idioticus."

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious April 7, 2022

Homo kikeus

Also known as a kike. They are a living species of humans other than the Homo sapiens. They are known for having thick eyebrows hooked noses and fat faces.

The guy from the "Happy Merchant meme" is an example of a Homo kikeus.

by Diego_Brando June 10, 2022

Homo Garca

Homo Garca,Known as Negro Garca brother is a man who can extend and shrink his penis to whatever size he desires he is boundless and has sex with 2000 men every day he will always be faster smarter and stronger and you can't beat him unless you are gay, he also covers himself in cum which can't not be destroyed no matter what

Homo garca is so FUCKING gay

by I fuck women every day September 17, 2022

Homoaverse

Unlike -phobic, which is defined as "fear of," homoaverse is an aversion to a homosexual person interacting with one unwilling to entertain the thought.
Also see my definition of Transaverse.

Dude, seriously? I'm not into sausage parties, I'm homoaverse. Keep that shit in your panties.

by Maximus Butthurticus May 20, 2023

Bonobo Homo

A medical condition assigned to a human being living though the cleanup of another human being's former life.

"Rebekah sure looks down these days!" "Yeah, she's dealing with his ex and the cry shorties. It's a bad case of Bonobo Homo."

by 30somethin May 20, 2015