tyler and hazel

literally the perf couple. hes seen every inch of hazel.

"you know tyler and hazel! YES!! PERFECT COUPLE!"

by hazle37473983 July 2, 2022

William Charles Hazelton

Someone who get no females or males

you are a William Charles Hazelton

by Mr wants you September 5, 2022

somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed

the most beautiful line ever written

“taylor swift is shit” - npc
“somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed” - a god

“nevermind”

by taylor’s left toe November 27, 2022

The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.

Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023

Beckett ignatius hazel

Brainrot term which induces someone who rizzes up a child while their friend, typically and benjamin, will steal all of their belongings and replace them with dead rats

Edge for 16 hours, than goon for 28 hours, proceed to jelq for 22 hours, and finally beckett ignatius hazel for 13 hours.

by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024

Mary and Hamed

Hamed and Mary are the BEST couple in the world. They're both hot, funny, amazing and PEEEEEEEEENNNNGGGGGG. Everyone wants to be like Hamed and Mary but no one knows how they do it.

Look it's Mary and Hamed, they definitely just had amazing Sex!

by BigDickHamed July 22, 2024

That’s a Hasedawger

An absolute disgusting fart that lingers for hours and smell fucking horrible

You That’s a Hasedawger that’s fucking disgusting

by Beanosssss January 25, 2026