Stong Handshake

When two men, or any two-party individuals commence the use of their genitalia to make a greeting, thus them slapping their stongs together.

Jerry: "Hey Matthew, what's crackin', cuh?"
Matthew: "Nun much, brother. Come give me that stong handshake."
Jerry: "Bet."
*Stong handsake*

by TheStong December 11, 2023

Siamese handshake

Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.

Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.

by It's not broken July 6, 2018

Tijuana Handshake

When a person dips his/her hand in the toilet and then proceed to give someone a handjob.

I got a Tijuana handshake last night at the stripclub.

by Señor el Noches July 18, 2018

Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.

You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?

by theseamus July 23, 2018

Sandy handshake

When ur mad at a dude & slip a piece of sandpaper into ur palm before giving him a hand job

Hillary laughed off bills indescretions and left him with a sandy handshake.

by Occupational breather August 3, 2018

Cool sandy handshake

When you discreetly slip a piece of sandpaper in ur palm with icy hot to make it stick, before administering a hand job

The cool sandy handshake the actresses younger sister gave the movie producer left him in the hospital with an embarrassing case of road rash.

by Occupational breather August 3, 2018

Hackensack Handshake

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.

"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."

by WayzataRules June 1, 2018