hagfish

Jawless sucking bottom feeder eats from inside ( japan fish )

Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....

by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006

haggered

a chick who is beat and looks like wt

dude that chick is so haggered..she belongs in a trailer park in oklahoma

by big boiiii May 8, 2006

haggis

a small fury amimal that has shorter leghs on one side than the other so it can round scottish hills bag pipes can be used as bait to capture

chase the haggis the other way it'll fall over

by stuiewaddell November 19, 2007

sammy hagar

Sammy Hagar is the mediocre, b-list singer that was the "replacement" singer of Van Halen. He neutered Van Halen from the best hard rock band in the world to Journey meets Chicago. Since parting ways with Van Halen and Van Halen went back to their hard rock roots, Hagar has been the jealous ex-girlfriend. Even though he's a b-list act he's pretty much the Guy Fieri of the music world with his horrible outfits and constant need for attention. He's more famous for his Jimmy Buffet sideshow act than his actual music career. "Hot for Van Halen" is rumored to be the name of his next album.

Don't be a Sammy Hagar.

by C-Dub16 December 5, 2015

Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is the American singer best known for his disastrous run as the singer for the band Van Halen. Hagar took over for the legendary Diamond David Lee Roth when he was offered the gig by a depressed and despondent Eddie Van Halen who was having difficulty dealing with Roths departure. Over the course of several years Hagar took Van Halen from being the biggest band in the world to opening for Bon Jovi. The music was so poor the general public refused to call the band by their name, referring to them instead as Van Hagar. This subsequently led to them becoming a punchline for David Spade. Hagar is also known for his grotesque troll like features and slovenly stage attire usually consisting of crocs, jams, and dirty tee shirts. Hagar briefly acted in the lord of the rings trilogy where he was a stand in for many of the characters from middle earth. Hagar has suffered from well documented bouts of psychosis during which he actually believes he was as big as van halen alone. Hagar currently can be found cooking and eating food, lying about Van Halen or appearing at different rib fests around the country. Hagar has been in a relationship with American guitarist Vic Johnson for the past several years.

"Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll"-David Lee Roth

by JohnnyEEAS July 25, 2016

Hagstrom

noun: An overly metaphorical, condecending, chatty, egotistical person.

My professor today was being such a Hagstrom.

by Freddie May 13, 2005

Hagrid Hair

When someone has ugly pube like hair like Hagrid from Harry Potter.

Person 1: DAMN look at that chick she has some ugly ass hagrid hair

Person 2: At least she doesn't look like him *cough cough you*..

Person 2: ....*tears begin*

by Kimbuurlee July 22, 2009