holy goodness

An interjection like "holy crap", but toned down so that it can be used without offense. I came up with it before going to church camp... because swearing was obviously not looked kindly upon. If you decide to say, "HOLY GOODNESS!", please remember that you did not come up with such a clever phrase. Can also be spelled "holy goodnezz!" for dramatic purposes.
by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004
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Holy Monkey!

kind of falls in their with "Holy Shit!"
by Any Onomous April 21, 2003
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holy junk

Used to describe the moment. A clean version of Holy Shit!
by armega February 17, 2011
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holy moly

A religious drug addict, especially one that cranks the beat up.
Father, you are one holy moly, AND I NEED THE CRACK ROCK.
by Mish July 02, 2004
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Holy grail

Holy Grail

Experience will tell you a small box is best. Some call it tight pussy but small box is what it is. Lot of people say Asian women have it - possibly, but and I mean a big butt here, white women can have one too 蓮花 and it's the holy grail.
Me: What are you searching for Dude?

Alter ego: The Holy grail.
by McKenna from the Hall April 14, 2020
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holy shit

To enter a church for the sole purpose of moving one's bowels.
Sorry I'm late. Damn bean burritos! I had to stop over at St. Colin's and take a holy shit on the way over.
by Kaptain Krinkly November 15, 2009
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holy roller

a religious person, usually white and from orange county. listens to christian rock on the TBN
by dirTsamoan July 07, 2003
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