Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.
Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!
by Leo253 November 29, 2017

by 'Tomer July 26, 2005

girl bent over attached to the wheelchair while the disabled guy has sex with her with a machine making her go up and down while riding around in a circle
by Gwazzo March 11, 2025

The spreader lies to help deflect attention away from the truth because it is too difficult to accept
by anonymous February 15, 2024

Hawk teeth is the action of giving a teethy, knobby, excruciatingly painful blow job from the chuzz to the point where the foreskin is being scraped off
by Chucklenuts_69 November 26, 2024

by gotit April 18, 2020

Covering yourself in anti-bacterial gel, wearing a face mask and masturbating into black-out territory during the Corona outbreak.
by Sikkkkkkkko March 12, 2020
