garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

gardem

Protecting/protect someone that you love with all your will.

You can just GardEm because the 'em' behind is for the person that you are talking about.

by DanwithaD July 1, 2018

Garden Of Eden

Used as a request for marijuana and/or to meet one of the many "Angels" who sales it when you want to become a direct buyer.

It is also a way to express that it's something a person cherishes.

Do you know where to find the garden of Eden? I'd like to visit. Could I meet the angel?

by StarCrossed August 20, 2018

Gardening Tool

A gardening tool is a tool you use for your garden, and a person you don’t like >:(

Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^

Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!

by Gardening_Tool October 4, 2018

Garldem

lesbians who like bumhole and eat their shit and shag their grandmothers aka 2 girls 1 cup add my snap-Madeline McCann 2008

My Garldem

by Madeline Mcann February 10, 2019

garden junkie

A druggie that sticks to the stuff that grows in the dirt. Eg: marijuana, shrooms, and poppy seeds.

Guy1: "hey, wanna pop some zans?"
Guy2:"nah, I'm a garden junkie. All natural."

by Jdoggy01 March 3, 2019