california fudge slide

when a woman shits on a guys dick and then he bangs her with it .

Yo mikey really gave that hootchie a california fudge slide at the party last night.

by kIDFuNkyFRieD April 4, 2011

Five Dock Fudging

Five Dock Fudging.

Is the practice of inserting ones fist inside your partners anus and flexing the fingers, til they climax. Then when removed it appears as if you have buttery chocolate fudge covered fist. Much better straight after Anal sex.

Jane: Hey darling im bored with this, would you like a Five Dock Fudging?

Jack: Would I ever! then we can have Fudge.

by Clunger11 October 26, 2018

Fudge-noodle-cake

for when you want to say f**k but you can’t

Oh fudge-noodle-cake!

by BigBear126 August 30, 2019

Hot Fudge Sundae

Occurs when you shit on a girl's chest, cum on top of it, and then garnish with a cherry.

Guy 1: "This girl told me she wanted a hot fudge sundae, so I shit on her and then busted my nut on top of it."
Guy 2: "Dude, tell me you stuck a cherry on that shit."
Guy 1: "Dude, you know it."

by McSweetness November 22, 2010

alabama fudge cake

A massive sloppy turd that's all hot and steamy

Looks good enough to eat!

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

hot fudge sundae

When a man jerks off while taking a crap.

When iIm in a hurry, I'll give myself a hot fudge sundae in order to kill two birds with one stone.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

fudged my speedo

When you are swimmer and you get so nervous you have a bowl movement in your swimsuit.

Guys I was so scared about Heather seeing me at the pool I fudged my speedo

by Jeff in Tennessee October 28, 2008