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FUCKTARD

People, when at the time of conception, the best part of what could of been them, ran down the crack of their mother's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.
He's been trying to figure that out for an hour, being the fucktard he is, he won't ask for help.

I was asked to fix what he "fixed" yesterday, because he's a fucktard!
by The Klover December 10, 2023
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Fucktard

Fluffy unicorn lover!!! Say this to a person who loves fluffy unicorns!!
Hey dad! You are a fucktard

Dad: thanks honey!!
by Kittycatfucker August 23, 2023
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Fucktard

A combination of the word "Retard" and "Fucker"
"That guy over there is so stupid, he's a fucktard."
by sigma cheecks February 12, 2025
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Fucktard

A really thick person, who could be described as both a retard and a fucker.
Generally used with distain
Conrad: yo bitch
Dan: SHUT UP FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
by amilegend February 24, 2010
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fucktard

1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck!" even at the mention of said the tard.

 2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.
1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?"
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."

2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"

ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."
by wwjd25 August 25, 2009
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Fucktard

Someone who is extremely stupid. You cannot comprehend how stupid they are. There are no words to describe them so you make one up yourself. It is a perfect combination of fuck + retard.
Eva is such a fucktard for trying to milk a chicken. Like what the fuck was going through her mind?
by immabitfreakish December 7, 2019
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fucktard

Fuck = sexual intercoarse
Tard = A Large Hunk Of Horse Shit

Fuck + Tard = having sexual intercoarse with a Large Hunk Of Horse Shit
Josh: Oi scott pull ur dick out of that horse shit you fucktard
by im-a-fucktard December 12, 2008
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