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National Football Day

On June 10th everyone has to go post and appreciate national football/soccer.
Dan: Its finally National Football Day!

Tom: Today is National Football Day!
by WorldFootballPresident June 9, 2024
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Pitt Football

Complete trash. Garbage team, University, and fanbase.
The shit I took yesterday had more potential than Pitt Football
by YourDeadMom27 December 15, 2019
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Footbally

To be of football or to be the essence of football

(American football)
"Saying fight song instead of theme song seems much more footbally"
by Createroffootbally December 30, 2020
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Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.
They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat
by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025
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Ro-Football

Ro football is Roblox Football simple, plain.
"Want to Play some Ro-Football?
by liampricei December 6, 2022
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Footbally

my team and i are very footbally
by footballdudebro123 August 27, 2016
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Football Creationist

Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.
Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.
by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025
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