Something you use to play football with that hurts terribly when you wear it. It has plastic nail-like things at the bottom of it that can be easily used to break your foot accidentally.
Nick: Where are you going?
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.
by dictionaryurbanname April 1, 2023
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by Best Cuts June 7, 2018
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Even though I could look this question up, and even though Player Z was clearly dropped by Team S, was it legal for Team S to do that and then be added later by Team H? This isn't a fantasy football gripe, I'm just generally curious whether we follow the undroppable player list.
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