fester

A term in retail sales to describe a customer who is bothersome, annoying, or time consuming.

Check out Dave, he's got a fester.

That guy festered me up for two hours and I only made twenty bucks on the sale!

by D317 September 19, 2006

festicles

De Graaf concluded that the function of the female testicles was to generate ova, to nourish them, and bring them to maturity; thus, female testicles served an analogous function to ovaries in birds. He concluded that all animals and humans take their origins from an egg, which exists in the female testicles before coitus. De Graaf proposed that the female testicles be referred to as ovaries.

My festicles are bloated.

by ptosisT October 11, 2007

ska fest

Where two or more people, have crazy sex for a long period of time.

Hey, everyone lets have a Ska Fest tonight!

by "The 109" January 26, 2007

sausage fest

when a guy with a teckniquely smaller dick puts it into someones huge dick's penis hole

oh man, i wish he was here so we could have a sausage fest

mmmm. i love friday nights.. dad makes sausages ;)

by mr mobilio September 26, 2010

grease fest

an act(s) of extreme greasery performed in front of others at inappropriate times

Sheldon: Dude when Howell started macking the fuck out of rebecca last night in front of everyone, that was a total grease fest!
Alex: Yeah, true dat buddy. Dick move Howell, dick move.

by Sheldon Manning April 12, 2008

Hub Fest

annual three day long non-stop party with bluegrass playing ,beer drinking, and lots of people in the middle of nowhere pennsylvania having fun

1. last year at hub fest somebody got run over by a golf cart.

2.last year at hub fest the music never stopped.

3. last year at hub fest ...wait...what happened again?

by libby lou trixi hubbard August 5, 2008

zest fest

A festival which is on every year aired to gay people. It is very zesty thiugh

Kai is going to zest fest!

by hihigrandadmybsf March 24, 2023