farmtrician

Farm-trician

A professional who is able to design blueprints and diagrams while troubleshooting and diagnosing electrical problems in barns .

Capable of building just about anything for animals.

Performs preventative maintenance to avoid operational failures of electrical systems for farming related needs. Installs electrical wiring and gadgets in barns they build .

Assembles electrical parts and test fixtures and components that provide electricity to related instruments that best serve animals .

A farmtrician often has passionate and high standard for animals well being and feels most at home in a barn. He often behaves as if he was born in a barn.

One who has the goal of living off grid while working as an electrician .

A farmtrician is ofren dedicated to their work and work long hours, day and night . They don’t take holidays.

One who is talented at festive decorative lighting, particularly on barns.

“ You can tell a farmtrician lives there , there are Christmas lights on the barn and specifically for the animals to see .”

“That there malfunction needs a farmtrician “ ( in response to anything farm related ).

by Peacock Princess March 23, 2019

Farmpally

It simply means it's favorable to agriculture, it's a new word which is used to connote practices or anything that is not against growing of crops and rearing of animal

This climate is farmpally, there's regular rainfall and farmers will be happy with their cultivation

by Chaktty November 15, 2019

rice farming

When you go down on an Asian girl

I was totally rice farming with Lucy Liu.

by Halemort July 19, 2017

Garmin Farming

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.

Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”

by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

by CityFolks November 12, 2017

Farmed it

To fuck something up.

Joe: How did you do on that calc test?

Greg: Dude I totally farmed it. It was a complete shit show.

by Kanye East 69 May 24, 2016

ganja farmer

An amazing song by Marlon Asher

Yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come and light it up on fire
me a chant
yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come... Yo yo!!
Big stinkin helicopter flow through di air
what dem call it dem call it weedeater
dem never did there when me wa totin water
or when me did applying fertilizer
yet outta di sky dem spittin fire
and im a little youth man with a hot temper
me dig up me stinkin rocket launcher
and in a di air dispense the helicopter
me ya chant
Yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come and light it up on fire
me a chant
yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come... Hear Chunne na man
Tru jah jah bless i with nuff a good vibes man
and true mi a di artist with di ganja inna di land
make doctors get nuff medication
and so dem coulda give it to dem sick patients
make get chemists get nuff medication
and so dem coulda brew new medication
make singers get some inspiration
and so dem coulda spread jah message pon di land... Me a chant
Yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come and light it up on fire
me a chant
yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come... Watch it
So me say ganja ganja ganja ganja
if you no waan to call it dat call it sensimillia
if you no waan to call it dat call it marijauna
if you no waan to call it dat call it di in de ca
me a bun it in a chalice and push it inna paper
Lorddddddd... thats how me love me ganja
Yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come and light it up on fire
me a chant
yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come... Ya ya!!
Well its like ten thousand babylon in one blue van
waan come trespass on dis man damn ganja land
its like ten thousand babylon in one blue van
waan come trespass on dis land
ganja planter
call me di farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
me ganja ganja me ganja
low di ganja ganja ganja
me ganja ganja me ganja
low di ganja ganja ganja
me ganja ganja me ganja
low di ganja ganja ganja!!

by miguelllll June 17, 2008