Fake nigga

Its when you put your trust in bro and they put they trust in u they lie act like a bitch and think they do shit better than u or they just a fucking hoeeeee.

Ayo Cortez you a fake nigga dead ass pussy nigga ong when see dont try no funny shit short ass nigga i hope all your hair fall out.

by 💰Bag Chasing E🏃🏾‍♂️ October 22, 2019

Fake news

A technique used by dishonest journalists where they exaggerate, sensationalise, slant or cherry pick for the sake of making headlines or propagating a certain agenda (usually) without ever actually lying. Journalists also sometimes cut, rearrange or take out of context what has been said by a spokesperson, sometimes using questions to invoke the desired response. The BBC, NBC and CNN love fake news. It is their bread and butter.

Using this term for satirical or alternative news should be avoided as this can dilute its effectiveness in calling out real fake news. Although similar, fake news shouldn’t be confused with misinformation as that refers to the spread of unproven, unreliable or otherwise poorly researched information rather than the purpose driven distortion of facts that is fake news.

BBC fake news headline: Trump says inject Detol into your veins
Actual story: Trump suggests doctors look into the effect of sunlight and heat on viruses

by 1Head April 25, 2020

Fake Taxi

Someone that don't get paid in cash to drive someone around.

You can so tell that's a fake taxi. Let's see if we can get a ride

by Wheelnon December 2, 2019

fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.

Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.

by guytheginger September 4, 2020

fake landlord

A landlord who pumps beer as well as hot barmaids. They barmaids usually end up doing porno's after. He wants to add a taxi to his repertoire

You seen that Mark recently? Oh the fake landlord

by FakeLandlord May 15, 2018

cup fakes

breast implants, cup size enhancers

Damn, she got some really big cup fakes.

by The Seeing Eye Dog May 4, 2011

Fake disaggression

Good natured harrassment,friendly antagonism, teasing a friend to show affection.

1st guy: Man, you look like a little bitch in that shirt!
2nd guy: What F*** you! I hate you!
1st guy: Calm down ,man. It's just a little
Fake disaggression.

by Leadbelly December 21, 2005