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When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"
by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
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American football

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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Football Creationist

Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.
Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.
by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025
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Football

Who ever u fucking support it can’t be those fucker man city glory glory glory man united fuck man city they touch kids so does adam Johnston who loves those kiddies man not man not up the ra tayto crisp and basketball djdjjrjrnffnnfndnfndnndndndjdjdjdndndndkfkdjdjdjdjdndjdmdndjdnfnfnfnfndjdjdjfjfjfjfjdjddjjrjrjffojfgmjgjhhhjdrjdjdjdjdjjdjddhdnjd big juicy ass
ya fam what good
Mandem.Here whats the craic there boi no reason that’s does the way lad fuck the huns football
by Bigbroskyman October 29, 2020
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Football

Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother
You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.
by DrAxolotl February 6, 2021
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Flag football team

A particular football team that has excessive penalties.
The Wildcats are definitely the flag football team of the game tonight.
by Dr Dre' January 16, 2021
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Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.
Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.
by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020
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