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fake skate

Somone who appears to be a 'skater boy' but in reality has never actually skateboarded more than moving on the board. They often are weak, stupid, and unpopular people with acne who want girls to like them, but instead make them hate them more.
That guy Jake, he is one fake skate.
by Vivec May 7, 2004
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Fake news

A technique used by dishonest journalists where they exaggerate, sensationalise, slant or cherry pick for the sake of making headlines or propagating a certain agenda (usually) without ever actually lying. Journalists also sometimes cut, rearrange or take out of context what has been said by a spokesperson, sometimes using questions to invoke the desired response. The BBC, NBC and CNN love fake news. It is their bread and butter.

Using this term for satirical or alternative news should be avoided as this can dilute its effectiveness in calling out real fake news. Although similar, fake news shouldn’t be confused with misinformation as that refers to the spread of unproven, unreliable or otherwise poorly researched information rather than the purpose driven distortion of facts that is fake news.
BBC fake news headline: Trump says inject Detol into your veins
Actual story: Trump suggests doctors look into the effect of sunlight and heat on viruses
by 1Head April 25, 2020
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Fake Taxi

Someone that don't get paid in cash to drive someone around.
You can so tell that's a fake taxi. Let's see if we can get a ride
by Wheelnon December 2, 2019
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cup fakes

Damn, she got some really big cup fakes.
by The Seeing Eye Dog May 4, 2011
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Fake disaggression

Good natured harrassment,friendly antagonism, teasing a friend to show affection.
1st guy: Man, you look like a little bitch in that shirt!
2nd guy: What F*** you! I hate you!
1st guy: Calm down ,man. It's just a little
Fake disaggression.
by Leadbelly December 21, 2005
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Faking Up

Breaking up with someone you never actually dated; ending an ambiguous non-dating relationship.
I saw John faking up with Jane in the parking lot.
by dakotabrownpaw December 17, 2014
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FAKEY FAKE

A fakey fake is the fakest fan ever. If there is anything ever to be fake about they have probably already faked it
"wow, Linda is such a fakey fake. she said she watched the new my little pony episode but couldn't even tell me all the plot points."
by Samdrue June 13, 2018
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