facebook cleaning 

The process of deleting "friends" from one's Facebook list.

Brian: I have like 1000 friends

Trent: I hope you're exaggerating...Dude, you need to do some Facebook cleaning

Brian: Truer words have yet to be spoken.

facebook cleaning by Brorack Brobama February 10, 2010

Facebook Reciprocity 

The act of clicking "like" or commenting on someone's facebook status when you otherwise wouldn't have, but you complete the act because that person has commented or "liked" many of your entries.

Guy: Did you really comment on that picture?
Other Guy: Kinda had to, he's been commenting on my status ever day. Facebook Reciprocity.

Facebook Reciprocity by P. Nathan Poothy January 11, 2011

Facebook suicide 

To systematically offend all of ones friends on Facebook causing them all to de-friend you.

Joe was sick of Facebook and all the stupid things his friends would Say on the site so he decided to commit Facebook suicide.

Facebook suicide by Martyjfunkhauser June 18, 2011

Facebook rage 

a feeling of intense or growing anger brought on by other Facebook users' comments or posts. Such behavior might include sarcasm, verbal insults, name calling, making threats, or, in extreme situations, yo momma insults. Facebook rage can lead to excessive Googling in search of supporting facts, incorrect quotations, screaming at your computer, throwing your phone out the window, high blood pressure, twitching eyes, and insomnia.

Why does Jesse look so bad this morning?

She was up all night with Facebook rage when Nate asked why people would oppose gay marriage, and then someone responded that marrying children and animals would be next.

Facebook rage by jessegrace5 March 28, 2013

facebook terrorism 

Using facebook to emabrass or hurt someone. This can include creating fake accounts, changing someone's existing account or posting embarassing messages and photos.

"Someone created a fake account in Troy's name. He was the victim of Facebook Terrorism."

facebook terrorism by Jon Hughes January 4, 2009

Facebook Nuke 

To considering deleting "friends" from your Facebook friends list or deactivating your Facebook account entirely based on the sole perception that you aren't really friends with these people. To start from the ground up afterwards with a new account or keep in touch only with those who survive the "nuke"

I'm thinking of deleting my Facebook account...
....why?....

...because man, I'm getting tired of being in the loop with information I don't care about; gonna Facebook Nuke it, kinda like when you nuke your computer and rebuild the OS from the ground up so it's a bit more practical... surely I don't really care what so and so is doing with their irritating news feed info. You know how it is- Facebook: so much information about nothing, one day at a time.

Facebook Nuke by U GOT BAUERED December 23, 2009

Facebook Fap 

The act of masturbating to pictures of people that are posted on Facebook. This includes profile pictures, tags, videos and everything of that nature.

Jeff - "Yo, what'd you get up to last night?"
Scott - "Facebook fapped to Shauna...."
Jeff - "Dude, that's just plain wrong."

Facebook Fap by Pneisme September 30, 2010