Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020

Evan Belzu

A certain individual who is famous in the Roblox community and allied with an individual named "Calin Madi" for their 23 subscriber special.

"Hey dude, ever heard of Evan Belzu? That guy did that one collab video with Calin Madi"

by jban12 August 21, 2024

Evan..aft0n_rp

a really cool Tiktoker who does FNAF rps. very cool

Did you see Evan..aft0n_rp's new video? Its awesome

by Evan..aft0n_rp May 16, 2022

Evan at night

A little shit who is dead cocky and also puts on a deep voice to sound like wilbur Soot. He is deadly because of his addiction to hair hormones.

I would despise to be Evan at night

by Fatbrat8 September 11, 2021

evan joseph

Has no solo wins is obsessed with shrek a memes lord

Evan Joseph’s ancestors are incestors

by Secret Agent Randy Beans May 28, 2018

Evan leroux

Biggest cock most masculine nigga ive seen id kiss him like i want him to spank my ass and squeeze Then fuck me raw blackest most alpha chad ever funny,cool,alpha,pog,retarded everything’s you want in a guy

Look at evan leroux i just got so horny

by Bigest cocked nigga October 29, 2020

Evan

Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!

Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”

Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”

Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”

by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020