Edward Cullen

A fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. He is a sparkling vampire who all idiot girls are in love with. They don't get the fact that he is just another guy made famous because of how "sexy" he is. All fan girls of Edward Cullen are stupid, brainwashed idiots!

Fangirl: OMG!!! ISN'T EDWARD CULLEN JUST SOOO HOT!
Normal person: No...?
Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM!
Normal person: So what's up with you?
Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM!!! <3 I LOVE HIM
Normal person: *walks away*

by Mnsuprstar June 20, 2009

Edward

A horny guy who fucks everything that moves

You better freeze when you see Edward or else he might fuck you in the ass.

by billyjoe402 May 23, 2016

Team Edward

Team Edward is a group of Twilight saga fans that have decided they are completely and utterly devoted to Edward Cullen, one of the leading characters of Stephinie Meyers amazing vampire book series the Twilight saga. In short they are Edward Cullen groupies. Most people who are in love with the book are either on Team Edward or Team Jacob.

girl #1 at the premier of the new twilight movie: Whoo! I love Twilight go team Jacob!

girl #2 at the premier of the new Twilight movie: What your crazy I am so Team Edward! Whooo!!!

by Scarletbegonia22 February 21, 2009

edward

edward is as really tol guy who also has glasses and is real smart.

also gay

you're such an edward

by attackofcomicsans December 4, 2016

edgwar

1.a curly headed panamanian guy that has four brothers and say chilliwilliitzskutitup...

2.One of the three brothers in Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

1.francisco: BROTHER!!

edgwar: chilliwilliitzskutitup

2. Ingrid: Nancy!! look there comes ed, edd, and eddy!!!

Nancy: The short one is mine!

by L.I.N January 13, 2009

Eduardo Contreras

A bottomless pit. Distinguished by an egg-shaped head and inability to get out often. Often found playing a video game i.e. Pokemon, Warcraft, Word with Friends, etc.

"Dude you are such an Eduardo Contreras! You just ate five plates and still have room for more!"

"What you're gay? You must be an Eduardo Contreras."

"Dude don't be an EC, Come out with us tonight..."

by The_MMO October 24, 2011

Edward Penis Hands

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

by Big Booty Brown July 10, 2006