polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

4 eyed Bruce

A person of asian race that wears big glasses

Bob: "The person in front of me cant drive for shit"
Ryan: "Yeah its probably some damn 4 eyed Bruce!"

by bombadeer January 18, 2012

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 8, 2010

White Eyed Geyser

An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.

”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”

by LilNiggy November 24, 2013

Red eyed bitch

An evil bitch. Someone who does something evil to a person and is a bitch

Random girl: did you see what Miriame did to the teacher?
Other girl: yeah she is a red eyed bitch

by UWUBITCHUWU March 24, 2019

juke-eyed

cross eyed

a man tried to cuss my mums looks but he looking juke-eyed

by bojeng August 19, 2017

EYS

Employ Yourself

John: Yo Carter! Who would win, 100 men or a gorilla?
Carter: eys

by fajay May 24, 2025