douchbag

individual that excessively cares about appearance or tries too hard

That Tim is such a douchbag with his pull ups

by the upstairs neighbour April 12, 2010

Douchasaurus Rex

The extended version of douche for those guys and girls who can't just be a douche. They're over ridiculous, a veteran idiot, make it not even your game anymore, are extremely lazy, think they're huge, love public humiliation and pick on smaller people for their sole entertainment.

"Jackie totally was making fun of Cindy's little brother, he thinks he's such a pro. That ass..."

"Yeah I noticed after he tried to pants me, big head and little arms that douchasaurus rex."

by Perplexcity October 20, 2008

daisy douche

A man who wears extremely short shorts that threaten to reveal his family jewels.

Check out that daisy douche running across the street! Men should not be allowed to wear shorts THAT short.

by blobcat October 23, 2008

douche sauce

its the water after its cleaned the womans gash

shaun do you want douche sauce with your kebab

by lukeboi July 9, 2006

douche-monger

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.

-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger

by not Dan N. January 1, 2009

douche kayak

A person who is a douche, but you enjoy hanging out with them. One step above a douche canoe.

"I like hanging out with Tom and he is fun but he is still a douche."
"I know me too, he's a douche kayak."

by dk4lifee March 26, 2010

Douche Flute

A vape pen.

"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."

by Tclick October 14, 2017