Door Ninja-ing

to successfully slide through a closing door without it touching you

yeah, he's been door ninja-ing all day

by Marshallc6 January 18, 2011

Doorknob

In a talk therapy session, when a client brings up a serious or lengthy new topic just as they reach for the doorknob to leave. The purpose of this might be to evade delving deeper into the matter, or to prolong the session, or simply to be a drama queen/king.

Therapist - "Alright then Judy, it looks our time is up, see you next week. Same time."

Judy - "Okay Dr. Lucy. By the way, I forgot to mention that last night I shaved my cat and tossed it in the oven. See you in a week!"

Therapist - "Judy, are you trying to doorknob me again?"

by Cataholic April 18, 2013

door sucker

A person whose selfishness and single-mindedness prevents other passengers from entering a train/subway with ease.

I missed my train because I couldn't get around that door sucker.

by AT13 September 18, 2013

Door guy

The door guy is a yellow haired mammal with a philosophy on life that fits onto an arm tattoo. You will generally find one outside a bar, asking for your ID.

Ex: person 1: that's Tim *points*...the door guy. Person 2: *gasp*. It exists? I thought they were only in fairy tales. Person1: nah, they are as real as unicorns. And don't you forget it! *puts on sunglasses and walks off into sunset*

by Beep beep beep beeeeeeeep January 17, 2014

Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

by flunflinflas July 28, 2014

door 3

This is the Price Is Right version of anal.

When presented with the choices, one being vaginal, two being oral...she chose door 3.

by thecommishz March 26, 2016

door

a door is a magical fucking thing that makes it so you can go threw walls

hey look theres a door

by fluffyblud March 30, 2020