dogshitdick

An insult to beat other foul insults, usually slung at a person who is a pathetic example of a person, one whom you may imagine could fuck dog shit in a moment of quiet desperation.

Hey dogshitdick, what’s happening, man?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2022

dog's bollocks

Outstanding - from 'stands out like dogs bollocks'. Can be shortend to just 'the bollocks' and maintain its meaning, not to be confused with 'a load of bollocks' which has the complete opposite meaning

'now I've gas flowed the head of my Yamaha it's the dog's bollocks'

'Ive tried those tytes on the Ducati but the're a load of bollocks

by Richard King January 6, 2004

Dog's Dick

Meaning the Best, much like you would use "the bee's knees" or "the cats meow".

"Man there's nothing like going to wacky wings and then to the gold, it's the dog's dick!"

by Dano_29 February 4, 2013

DogShit

To avoid an attack from behind by simply wiping your foot backwards as if cleaning dogshit from your sole.

Often superceded by cupping your ear and shouting bang as the asailant hits the deck.

fortunately he was able to dogshit the sneaky attacker.

by StokeBang September 20, 2009

dogsnack

1. What good doggies get.
2. What I call the group Godsmack.

Fido didn't shit on his owner's rug, so he got a dog snack for being a good dog.

Sully Erna is the lead singer for the group Dogsnack.

by Fgadgawads October 14, 2006

Dog's Breakfast

When you're a in a mad morning rush & dont have time to clean your teeth/deoderise or shower. You only have time for what the dog would do before he went out bum sniffing for the day. A piss & followed by dipping your face in a bowl of water

I woke up at 8.55 & had to go straight to work. I'm proper stinking, cos all i had time for was a Dog's Breakfast

by scousedom July 5, 2011

Dogsome

A dog that's handsome, awesome or possibly both.

That's a dogsome pooch you got there, ma'am.

by David Rudden September 29, 2007