ding dong

Its your goddamn Penis you retard, get a life...

look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong

by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Ding-sling

An event or device that causes one to have a euphoric and momentous experience.

Our spa appointment at the Broadmoor resort was a real ding-sling.

by GJ2 July 2, 2021

Ming Huang Ding

A person who probably weighs over 300 pounds

Ming Huang Ding sat on Daniel and crushed his legs.

by Justing0999 March 4, 2022

Ning Ding

9mm handgun

Foe nem got that ning ding on em

by Triple-double August 12, 2024

Ring Dings & HoHos

Shit. Bullshit.

Man, that a load of Ring Dings & HoHos!

I got find a Hess quick! Man, got drop a mess of Ring Dings & HoHos…

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023

National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 8, 2021