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dethawsted

When you wake up Trans but have time after aggressively masterbating to remember you play in the WNBA and decide to revert back to your gender assigned at birth.
I’m so dethawsted, all my coworkers hate me and my pet potato died.
by TheRealDealMcdonald May 5, 2023
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Detectaball

The Art of Pro Fifa Player DetectableX On Kick and Tiktok only he could do this!
Darwizzy_Enthusiast- Detectaball in full effect 🔥🔥🔥🔥
by JayCharleston June 30, 2023
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Detroit landfill

When you puke on a girls chest, then titty fuck her and use her chin as a splash guard
Yo dawg, them Michigan girls are freaky. We were getting down, and I was queasy, so I gave her a Detroit landfill, and she fucking loved it!”
by DirtySanchezYYC July 22, 2023
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Detroit Syndrome

When a nigga listens to too much fire Detroit music created by artists like RMC Mike, AK Bandamont, GRINDHARD E, Rio Da Yung OG, Krispylife Kidd etc…

The early stages of Detroit syndrome may include symptoms like mental decline, confusion while exposed to other musical genres, disorientation, inability to speak or understand language, making things up, mental confusion, or inability to recognize common phrases.

In the early stages it is usually curable by prescribing other music genres to the patient but by the late stages it is usually irreversible.

Late stage symptoms include: social isolation, disorganized behavior, aggression, agitation, compulsive behavior, excitability, hostility, repetitive movements, self-harm, lack of restraint, delirium, and hallucinations.
Person 1: “Bro Jeremy has been acting weird recently, I don’t know what’s going on with him”

Person 2: “Oh don’t worry he was suffering from early stage Detroit Syndrome but I’ve got him listening to cloud rap now so he should be fine by the end of the week
by ActSipper1000 September 23, 2023
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Toilet Detectives

Girls usually found in pairs frequenting bar/clubs toilets with an aim to find gossip. Will find unlikely victims, possibly in a state of intoxication to spill their inner most secrets/problems/issues to the Detectives and will then become part of a memorable night out. Occasionally Toilet Detectives will be armed with CSI style tape for comedy purposes and generally find other police-like memorabilia such as truncheons and hats.
Toilet detective 1: Wow, that's a pretty skirt.
Victim: Thanks (proceeds to look sad) my boyfriend gave it to me
Toilet detective 2: oh that was nice of him
Victim: not really, he's CHEATING on me!!! (breaks down into tears)
Toilet detectives: why don't you tell us about it.....gossip ensues.
by the purple panda March 9, 2008
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Lead Detective

1. Primary investigator of a crime scene.

2. One who acts in the absence of the detective sergeant.

3. Liaison from an investigative unit to any other unit of a law enforcement agency.

4. A Lead Detective is not "any detective" and therfore not responsible for answering phone calls addressed as such.

5. A title that may or may not provide supervisor authority, however this aspect of the title is often clouded in ambiguity and seldom easily explained.
This scene belongs to the lead detective.
by ln68 April 21, 2009
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digger detector

She thought she would play Bill for a fool, she didn't know he was seasoned digger detector.
by The Seeing Eye Dog May 6, 2011
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