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Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!

A Harry Potter spell created by Voldemort. When performed on somebody it will force the unlucky victim to commit suicide. It was created when Voldemort was so bored of Avada Kedavra and the other unforgivable curses that he created it. When casting the curse you wave your wand in a V to make it work. It takes much training and experience to do it properly.
Voldemort at Harry: Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!
*Harry does Avada Kedavra on himself*
by Mr OceMcCool October 31, 2019
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Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?
“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”
by AmNow December 24, 2020
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Delphina

A beautiful girl full with curves and doesn't smile as much but when she does, it brightens everyone's day. She can be goofy and shy at the same time. She knows how to present herself well and has a lot going for herself. Shes not very much an attention seeker. She likes to lay low and be all about her. Shes a special soul to be around and anybody would be lucky to have a friend like her.
Delphina will always be Delphina.
by Shesabeauty April 2, 2017
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Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.
Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.
by TheDonald June 12, 2009
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deliah

Deliah is a girl who is smart, hates when people can't spell,and a great singer. Deliah is a loud and outgoing girl. Deliah is loyal and treats her friends very nicely. Deliah is a great girl to have. Deliah is shy about herself though. Deliah can tend to have a low self-esteem. Deliah is very very very funny and will make you laugh. It is very good to have a Deliah!
Boy: I finally found a Deliah!!

Boy's friend: You are so lucky to have a girl with a brain and humor
by goobygoobgoob December 29, 2013
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Delusional

So far removed from reality that one fails to think and live in the real world.
You guys are delusional.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
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DeLou

A ridiculously crazy and loveable nerd who is also a French stripper with the attire of a lumberjack.
You're such a DeLou.
by HEEK RDBF November 7, 2011
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