todays date

You use this site to often and used it as a search engine without thinking about why a dictionary would Know the date.

Todays date is in a callender not website used by sarcastic incels like me to mess with people.

by French intesifies July 20, 2021

Friendship date

Noun: when two friends go on a date.

Hey sherry, let’s get Indian food, it will count as one of friendship date.

by Koopatroopa036 May 18, 2022

First date left cheek sneak

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.

"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"

by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022

Zero Damsels

Something that you have

"You have no bitches, no maidens, zero damsels."

by oblebrun March 27, 2023

Romantic Date

A date where at least two people sit down in a park and listen to someone play the accordion while watching pigeons and eating sunflower seeds.

Sorry, Carlos you can't come we are having a Romantic Date.

by pitypartytime April 14, 2023

needs a date with a razor

A guy in need of a shave real bad!

He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!

A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile

by Gamcocklady March 31, 2014

National Fake Prom Date Day

Get A Fake Prom Date Even If You Don't Like Them Date Them For A Day (May 11)

I Got A Fake Prom Date For National Fake Prom Date Day

by Rebecca Tompson June 2, 2018