When the giver of a blowjob has a mouth full of tobacco chewing dip and instead of spitting they use their saliva to lube the shaft of the recipient.
Person 1: did you hear about the new girl?
Person 2: no, what about her?
Person1: She gives the best sloppy Dallases around!
Person 2: no, what about her?
Person1: She gives the best sloppy Dallases around!
by King.boiii October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by anonymous October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. by Sloppy Dallas October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. A fuck boy type of motherfucker who
is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.
is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.
1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.
2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.
3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.
2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.
3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.
by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021
Get the Johnny Dallasmug. jane: hey babe, i wanna try something in bed tonight
bob: what is it jane?
jane: its called a sloppy dallas
bob: sure jane we can try it
bob: what is it jane?
jane: its called a sloppy dallas
bob: sure jane we can try it
by poopy butt man October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. An Extra Dirty Dallas is when a girl gives you a blowjob with a mouthful of tobacco dip and barbeque sauce
Billybob: damn Gator I can't believe Darlene gave you an Extra Dirty Dallas!!
Gator: I can't believe Darlene knew what an Extra Dirty Dallas was!! my dick's been hurting for weeks
Gator: I can't believe Darlene knew what an Extra Dirty Dallas was!! my dick's been hurting for weeks
by The_gigolo_with_the_most_below October 27, 2020
Get the Extra Dirty Dallasmug. by Me-bich August 14, 2021
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug.