Johnny Dallas

A fuck boy type of motherfucker who

is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.

1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.

2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.

3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.

by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl is giving you a blowjob with a lip of dip in her mouth

“Man my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night and I’m still trying to wash out the flakes.”

by TeethCup October 15, 2020

Dallas Cowboys

The most whinny fan base in the world, thinks it America’s team but really is the worst team in the NFL, hasn’t won a super since most of the draft picks in 2021 wasn’t born

Dallas Cowboys- whinny and bitchy

by Yourmommy6969 April 30, 2021

Mega Dallas Dip

When you take dip (chewing tobacco), push it deep within someone’s WET pussy, take it out after 10 minutes and let it sit in a room temp area for 2 minutes. Then chew it.

McNasty: “I’m trynna get a Sloppy Dallas”
Soup: “you should Get a girl to give you a sloppy Dallas with mega Dallas dip”
Doo: “isn’t that called a mega sloppy Dallas?”
Soup: “shut up, that’s why your moms a sloppy hoe”

by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob but the woman’s mouth is full of dip

Charlie I just got a Sloppy Dallas by Jessica

by _Frosty_ October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy Dallas is a term used when a southern slut gives a nasty blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Damn ted that bitch Becky gave me a sloppy Dallas my fuckin balls were drippin dip.

by SnipingSoupsForgottenChild October 15, 2020

Dallas dirtbag

The act of having sex with your dog after a haircut and shaving ur pubes off then cumming on the dog and then placing the pubes on the dog to make it have more hair

Johnny mo gave the dallas dirtbag to snoopy.

by Pubetoucher69 December 4, 2020