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Security Department

The most incompetent department in the whole of ogodyes's SCPF. They never do their job and always avoid it. Extremely inactive and usually messes with MTF duties.
Security Department? Those clowns are so retarded and inactive.
by JoeMamaBenDover November 3, 2019
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Vlad Deprivation

Not seeing/talking to Vlad in so long you’re

gonna die.
“I haven’t seen Vlad in a week
“O NO! You must have Vlad Deprivation”
by Joe_Is_Cool November 18, 2019
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piddly-diddly department

Somewhere where one goes to 'relieve themself' as oppose to the 'poo-parlour division'!
Random person 1: "I really need to go to the piddly-diddly department"
Random person 2: " Ahem...I think you should have gone to the poo parlour division"
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 9, 2004
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non-monetary deposit

A shit.
(loosely taken from the Reeves and Mortimer pilot 'The Weekenders', where the line 'I'd like to put a deposit on it. No, a monetary deposit.' is a running gag).
Where are you going?
Just making a non-monetary deposit dear.
by manta1 June 13, 2007
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Post-TDK Depression

After watching The Dark Knight, you settle into a depression because of the realization that no movie will ever be as good again.
Man, I was watching Tropic Thunder the other day and it was kinda funny, but The Dark Knight was a million times better. I'm just gonna go watch it on IMAX so I can beat this Post-TDK Depression.
by JambaJews December 23, 2008
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The Give a Shit Department

The department where people actually care about your problems.
Operator: Hello
Caller: Hi, I am having problems logging in to my facebook account.
Operator: Hang on let me transfer you to the Give a Shit Department
by ericool June 23, 2011
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Uvalde Police Department

Uvalde Police Department; Also UPD, or Bozo Patrol. A safe place to put body armor in case you need to keep it in good shape.
Uvalde Police Department Cops, lie to the press and grieving families about failing their sworn police duties. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911, say OMG and mean it. Where you will be hauled out by your cuffed wrists for one finger of weed but an 18 year old can walk onto school grounds with a long rifle an suffer no annoying questions from B.F.L. UPD clowns. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911 and say OMG and mean it.
by The Repurposed Male May 28, 2022
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