Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.
'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.
by Axeman222 February 23, 2021
Levamisole has increasingly been used as a cutting agent in cocaine sold around the globe with the highest incidence being in the USA.
by 4everloveandy April 21, 2017
by DocGlen June 01, 2022
While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.
"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"
"Nah man, I cut the truffle."
"Ugh! You so nasty!"
"Nah man, I cut the truffle."
"Ugh! You so nasty!"
by thelonefoodie March 27, 2016
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by SuperiorSquid December 13, 2020