a special act of BDSM that involves two people, one of which is a man, a whip, and a can of whipped cream. when the man ejaculates, the second person whips the dick until the man ejaculates again. whipped cream is put on the dick and is licked off.
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Best for the lucky few men who can go multiple rounds without an intermission, this is when a partner sucks off a man, and then (secretly) retains his seed in her mouth while she mounts him and rides him to her own climax. During her own orgasm, with thrill and ecstasy, she swallows the load she retained during her ride.
This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.
A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.
It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.
This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.
A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.
It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.
I once flew into Colorado to meet this girl I've been talking to for a while. She was one of the wildest. She gave me a Colorado Creamer that I'll never forget.
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Get the Colorado Creamer mug.drinking game in which participants take a shot of vodka, fill there mouths with whip cream then take another shot of whip cream. Before taking each shot the player must yell vodka and must yell whip cream before filling his or her mouth with whip cream. The extreme drunkenness that is a result of this game is referred to as being creamed. This game will always end in wonderful mistakes.
It should be noted the earlier more hardcore players would drink vodka straight from the bottle each time and usually do about 3 shots worth per chug, this method was quickly deemed to awesome and outlawed
It should be noted the earlier more hardcore players would drink vodka straight from the bottle each time and usually do about 3 shots worth per chug, this method was quickly deemed to awesome and outlawed
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MADE FROM 1923-2011
The old man died of the company and then his kids sold the company and fired 7000 Employees.
Better the Blue Bell.
MADE FROM 1923-2011
The old man died of the company and then his kids sold the company and fired 7000 Employees.
Better the Blue Bell.
guy1: Hey dude have you tried this ice cream its SOO GOOD!
guy2: Yeah i did, did you know the company was shut down an there no longer making the product
guy1: WTF !!! WHY!! it was soooooo GOOD.
guy2: Tough luck.
guy1: I HATE YOU..... (SOBS)
guy2: Its okay, No one has any of it there probably all sold out.
guy3: Hey guys, i just bought like 13 boxes of yarnells ice cream.
guy1: (GUN SHOT) BANG BANG BANG, guy3 has died
guy2: WTH DUDE WTF IS WRONGE WITH YOU : calls 911
guy1 BANG BANG BANG shots fired. ITS MINE ITS BETTER THEN BLUE BELL AN METH.
guy2: Yeah i did, did you know the company was shut down an there no longer making the product
guy1: WTF !!! WHY!! it was soooooo GOOD.
guy2: Tough luck.
guy1: I HATE YOU..... (SOBS)
guy2: Its okay, No one has any of it there probably all sold out.
guy3: Hey guys, i just bought like 13 boxes of yarnells ice cream.
guy1: (GUN SHOT) BANG BANG BANG, guy3 has died
guy2: WTH DUDE WTF IS WRONGE WITH YOU : calls 911
guy1 BANG BANG BANG shots fired. ITS MINE ITS BETTER THEN BLUE BELL AN METH.
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Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick
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