drop a crunch

To recount an unbelievable but true story, usually of a sexual nature.

Mike -- Dude. You are NEVER going to believe what happened last night!
Chuck -- What happened, man?
Mike -- Do you remember....Tracy? I woke up to her GETTING NAKED AND JUMPING IN MY BED.
Steve -- No way! Way to drop a crunch on us, man!

by tidetogo March 26, 2008

cinnamin toast crunch

common name for a f**king stripper

oh my god look at that cinnamin toast crunch is here

by destiny 1234 January 9, 2017

CAP’N CRUNCH

Austin is a capper, he should be referred to as CAP’N CRUNCH for his complete inability to not cap

Austin AKA CAP’N CRUNCH was CAP’N when he said “I did a raid with a lvl 46 in Pokémon go”

by Sauc3Jr November 12, 2020

Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat.

feel like munchin' and crunchin' ? Perfect . Don't know what to say to someone or your brain just decides to turn off for a minute? Good!

Mom: " Did you wash the dishes? "
You: " Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat. "

by coolrat September 5, 2021

Crunch n' Munch

(n) Hippy Lesbian Porn

"I was watching this crunch n' munch video while talking dirty about hiking mount fuji with my life partner"

by bobbyDoesntLikecrunchies March 25, 2010

ass cruncher

Someone who quite frequently does someone up the poop hole..HARD; most likely a man with another man.

Ryan, you ass cruncher!

by Captain Haddock December 23, 2003

nestle crunch

when u shart and it leaves crunchy stuff in your drawers

christina sharted some nestle crunch again

by dless June 16, 2010