kfc condom

When you take chicken skin and wrap it around duck as a makeshift condom and have rough anal sex

I fucked a kfc cashier with the kfc condom

kfc condom by Enzobenzomenzo December 22, 2023

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communal condom

The communal condom is a singular condom that has been used and passed around a group of individuals for a portion of time.

You need to get the Communal Condom from Jeremy so you don't get your girlfriend pregnant tonight.

communal condom by Fregley Heffley March 14, 2024

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Asian condom

What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets

"Yo, Yam can you hand over the asian condom? These noodles lack flavour"

Asian condom by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024

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Catholic condom

Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.

The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.

Catholic condom by Purinse March 19, 2024