by Adventure13.1 May 5, 2017
The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.
Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020
by gay_kaiden December 6, 2022
u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019
What your parents wished they used
We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods
by Fightmeeeee April 8, 2018
by poop master on god December 10, 2021