Colonel Sanders

A Colonel Sanders is a complex sexual maneuver. You take a bucket of KFC chicken, take a chicken leg out, stick it in your parters anus, empty out the remaining chicken, put the empty bucket on your partners head so they cannot see, then toss the chicken at them yelling "Colonel Sanders!!!".

I gave her a Colonel Sanders!

by Col. Evan April 7, 2008

Colin

Colin, well Colin is a perfect human being, he has gorgeous face freckles and thick brown hair and big brown eyes that just make you feel safe, his caring personality just draws you in. not many people get to see his soft side, only people named Madison Martin. he is not afraid to fight for anyone he loves, so dont get him mad, he is a wonderful person who is very open and truthful. Colin is a very amazing guy that makes the best boyfriend and will be an even better husband, but you will never have a chance with Colin Durand-Scott, you will have to settle for some other guy who will never even compete with my Colin Durand-Scott. i love him so much, i thought you all needed to know! <3

Colin is gonna marry me someday!

by adisonm artinm July 23, 2014

Colonel

An idiot who lives for slow pitch softball. Plays catcher. Thinks he's Batman. Likes to give shit, doesn't like to get shit. Has an excuse for anything that doesn't go his way, yet will give you reasons why you can't do the same thing. Picks fights and then resorts to "I'll sue your ass" if you call him on it. Basically a 5 year old spoiled child.

1) Colonel - You suck, you can't catch anything.
Person - You haven't made a play yet this season.
Colonel - You don't see what I see! It's chaos! You try catching this shit.

2) Colonel - You're a fake tough guy. Let's fight.
Person - OK
Colonel - (won't fight) says to people around him "I'll sue his ass. I own him!"

by FTG October 13, 2013

colin darling

Quit using rylee and get a fucking life, u just use her cause of her fine peice of ass. ur cock is small and u have penis cheese. You crie over everything and u cant take a joke

get a life and stop going to bed at fucking 11:00. hit puberty

by emilo1345 August 24, 2004

colonel sanders

deranged murderer of chickens

"Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est"- The Talking Heads on Colonel Sanders

by guitarist1 November 15, 2006

high colonic

What you tell somebody you hate to order at the bar.

dirtbag: Uhh, what should I get?

you: How about a nice high colonic for you and your friends? Bartender! Three high colonics!

by kb69 January 14, 2004

colen

the tube were your shit comes out, it is inside you.

dont do it you have a hyper sensative colen!!!

by Jmac November 7, 2003