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First Class Postage 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.
Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.
First Class Postage by TK1986 June 24, 2011
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art class 

A class where you can get an A just by drawing a picture. Most people spend art class talking. People tend to be very lazy in art class, and most art teachers are people who can't control the class.
Dude 1: Hey dude what was that about?
Dude 2: I'll tell you in art class
art class by Soda7777777 May 5, 2009

high class

A girl with high standards and doesn't sleep around, but rocks mad wheels.
Is Alyssa a slut?
Not a chance! That girl is high class!
high class by Jpottttty January 9, 2011

high class mcbangbang 

when you buy a big mac and a southern style chicken, you take out the middle layer bun and slip in the chicken patty and condiments.
big mac $3
southern style chicken $3.50
high class mcbangbang priceless
high class mcbangbang by eatpussy729 November 14, 2010

The Class Toilet Paper 

That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class
Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?

Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!

Middle class 

This term refers to a demographic group but it's definition differs from country to country.In the US this group includes the vast majority of Americans,"( All Americans not on welfare or members of a tiny upper class).In Western Europe this group is essentially made up of white collar and professional individuals.The shrinking middle class in the US has resulted primarily from falling employment amongst blue collar workers who are considered working class in other countries but middle class in the US.
Middle class jobs are disappearing from the US
Middle class by Notkimk November 27, 2014

dipping class 

When you ditch a mother fucking class like a mother fucker