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First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.
Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.
by TK1986 June 24, 2011
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art class

A class where you can get an A just by drawing a picture. Most people spend art class talking. People tend to be very lazy in art class, and most art teachers are people who can't control the class.
Dude 1: Hey dude what was that about?
Dude 2: I'll tell you in art class
by Soda7777777 May 5, 2009
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high class

A girl with high standards and doesn't sleep around, but rocks mad wheels.
Is Alyssa a slut?
Not a chance! That girl is high class!
by Jpottttty January 9, 2011
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high class mcbangbang

when you buy a big mac and a southern style chicken, you take out the middle layer bun and slip in the chicken patty and condiments.
big mac $3
southern style chicken $3.50
high class mcbangbang priceless
by eatpussy729 November 14, 2010
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The Class Toilet Paper

That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class
Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?

Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!
by waka mcwaka March 14, 2011
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Middle class

This term refers to a demographic group but it's definition differs from country to country.In the US this group includes the vast majority of Americans,"( All Americans not on welfare or members of a tiny upper class).In Western Europe this group is essentially made up of white collar and professional individuals.The shrinking middle class in the US has resulted primarily from falling employment amongst blue collar workers who are considered working class in other countries but middle class in the US.
Middle class jobs are disappearing from the US
by Notkimk November 27, 2014
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dipping class

by Jeff Jhonson12369 May 18, 2016
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