Church Whore

A tranny blonde whore with a saggy ass that fucks the Pope.

Guy: Look at that blonde! She must be a church whore.

by the fidddddddddddddddddddddddd May 22, 2019

church camped

When your girls goes to church camp for a week a returns saying she loves jesus more than you!

Craig just got church camped And is now Crying.

by JobinSwag August 31, 2015

Church tabernacle

its a fuckin weird church were they do weird ass cult shit and rape people

do go to the Church tabernacle you will be raped

by justin von wolfgang January 16, 2008

Bass Church

Anytime a dubstep event is occurring

You want to get stoned and go to Bass Church at the Dragon's Den.

by 🍄-Dough$¥$-🍄 January 16, 2018

brady church

manwhore

brady church is a manwhore

by gogobradychurch March 20, 2019

church made

To be so scared that you have to go to church and pray.

Bet you wanna get high, or are you Church Made

by Twitch420 March 13, 2011

Church Camp Effect

When you are on a church event for so long that you forget what real girls look like and become so horny that the statue of Mary is turning you on. When you begin to lust over fat Betsy.

Give it 2 nights and the church camp effect will kick in.

That church camp effect is hitting Timmy hard, he is all over Betsy.

by FireCrotch17 May 11, 2020