Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.

Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?

by Jinad October 17, 2022

Christmas dick

When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.

My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.

by McGooo September 19, 2021

Christmas Waffle

A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.

Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.

by Noctoner December 25, 2010

austerity christmas

a very financially tight christmas

Are you getting the ipad this chrismas?

Nah man, we're having an austerity christmas

by Lbowmonster November 25, 2011

Christmas Haze

When people walk around slowly in shops oblivious to people that are trying to get past them etc

I was walking through the mall and people were backed up behind the lady that was stuck in a Christmas Haze

by Imtfbundy December 22, 2013

Turkish Christmas

When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.

"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"

by MAKEOUTHILL666 December 21, 2017

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020