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choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018
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Choping

The act of taking an upskirting picture without consent in the U.K. Named after the Dingleberry MP who prevented it being made illegal.
Look that massive ass hat is Choping that girl!
by Make Upskirting Illegal June 17, 2018
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Choping

A slang term for ‘upskirting’ from the Conservative MP Sir Christopher Chope who blocked legislation to make ‘upskirting’ illigal. See ‘Twat’.
He should get done for Choping. The dirty Choper.
by MonkeyTrousers86 June 17, 2018
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Choping

The act of surreptitiously photographing someone from below up their skirt. Previously known as "upskirting", this was renamed when renowned cunt and Tory MP Sir Christopher Chope blocked a move to make this illegal. The resulting images are known as "Chopies".
"I went out last night, lots of birds out so time for a bit of Choping. Went well, I got loads of Chopies"
by MikeH42 June 17, 2018
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Colin

Have you been around Colin recently?
Ya he could really use a shower!
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Choping

To secretly take a picture up a girls skirt
that guy just choped up her skirt” “he was choping”
by Wayward priest June 22, 2018
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