Centel'd

Believing something fake that could be true but it's outrageous if it is and you spread it

Me: Bob (nerdy ah mofo) just completely fucked Emily 9School Bop) and gave her an STD
Friend: Bro ain no way, I know they've been sharing answers but no way he tapped
Friend: Im bouta tell the whole school

Me: Bro you just got Centel'd
Friend: ???
Me: I told something fake that could be true but its outrageous if it is and it created hella backlash and you believed it

Friend: Im Ronching you!

by CandyClan October 26, 2024

Content mill

I'm not recording my own face.

Hym "And to write the shit that I write, I have had to live my life for 33 years your retarded fucking asshole. The last year of which I have had a persistent pressure IN MY SKULL that started on one side and has now spread to the left side of my skull. I also work a REAL job and before that I had to support myself entirely with gig work. I don't see you criticizing the amount of effort PEOPLE ON UNEMPLOYMENT AND DISABILITY put in to making money. You know? The people who 1/3 of my paycheck I barely have enough pay my bills is being taken out to support? The people who DID NOT WRITE AND INSTRUCTION MANUAL TO CREATING AI THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. You don't give a fuck about effort. You give a fuck about maintaining the primacy of your own thoughts and experiences BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL SOLIPSISTIC FUCKING GARBAGE. How much screen time over the course of 15 years do you think it takes to know what I know? 10 years worth of psychology lectures. Can't say that my conceptualization of the mind is inaccurate! Can you!? Because I created the AI that works. You stupid bitch. How's that for a content mill?"

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

center console

A woman's vagina, because it is both in da middle of her body and is something dat can work wonders to help a less-than-cheery-'n'-chipper dude feel better while he's nesting and/or thrusting his penis inside of her.

If da honey-hole between a gal's legs is a "center console" for a guy's love-pipe, would "front console" refer to da tits of said chick, in dat a guy could soothe and satisfy his "lonesome-and-empty" emotions by "filling" his thirsting hands with said warm luscious pillows of pliable protoplasm? Perhaps said guy's warm fuzzy chest could also be viewed as a "front console" for said baby-feeders-equipped human, in dat she could rest her head against said hunk's heated-'n'-carpeted heart-region and thus be comforted herself in times of distress.

by QuacksO January 2, 2025

Centerfield

Bisexual.

Person 1: “I thought Frank Ocean was straight.”

Person 2: “Nah, he plays centerfield.”

by PearlSpaceJam January 14, 2025

centerville junior high school

a school in Fremont, CA, that's filled with people who just wanna cause drama. there's smart kids ig but after Mr.Luis left and Ms.lemkee became principal (no offense), the schools has become hella strict and like, it's not even fun no more.

oh also, there's hella wannabe thugz. well maybe not hella, but damn

the schools good ig its js the people

a man: aye do you go to centerville junior high school? (cjhs)

another man: yeah why?

a man: damn

another man: wym?

a man: well im js sayin, that's schools rough asf

by he's 4474 miles away February 3, 2025

centex

A situation/thing/whatever is going on; a catch-all word for anything happening—an event, problem, vibe, or moment.

“What’s this whole centex about? Everyone’s acting weird.”

“Yesterday was a full-on centex - so many things happened at once.”

“I’m not getting involved in that centex, that’s your problem.”

by chaseb46 March 17, 2026

Centerpiece Kill

A death scene in a movie (most commonly horror) that is the most memorable and iconic kill in the movie

The infamous shower scene in "Psycho" is the centerpiece kill of the movie and perhaps in all of horror.

by mr_jostar March 2, 2025