caveman

If your friend fills all the below criteria he could well be a caveman. He may only use the name caveman if:

He is tall man with long hair a moustache and a bit of a beard, who's real initials are usually R O.

He is often compared to Jay off the inbetweeners.

He enjoys listening to a wide variety of music and has a love for Johnny Cash.

He often wares a 36 crazyfists t shirt.

He likes to whip his hair back and forth.

He enjoys the occasional alcohol beverage.

His mothers name begins with a T.

He often uses vile and insulting language.

yo guys did you see caveman head bang last night his hair knocked someones eye out.

i fingered a dutch girl and she shit down my arm.

by hellohelloehloo February 20, 2011

Cavemanning

Talking like a caveman, either because you are in too big of a rush to use articles and conjuctions, or because you're too cool for proper grammar. Either way, it sounds awesome.

"Why no call me?"

"Dropped phone in tub, phone explode, go boom."

"...Cavemanning cool."

by Deliriumishlirium August 5, 2012

Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have

friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 11, 2020

Cavext

Verb, to convert a conversation to text messaging

Kelsey had to log off her computer and told Elliot to cavext, he texted her his reply.

by Craffy Tobias Jorghensen III February 28, 2009

Caveman Glue

Sperm; what bursts out of the urethra after materbation or sex.

Chase: I wonder how cavemen glued stuff together? Joe: They probably just beat off. Oh CAVEMAN GLUE!

by HomeXGnome June 26, 2009

Ceaseball

A type of good looking, sexy guy/girl who will hang out with you for a day or show his curiosity in you for couple of days and then will stop calling you. Even if you will call he/she will not return your calls or messages.

John is such a ceaseball, he met me once and now he is not returning my calls.

by HeartBroken Princess August 9, 2009

caveman cunt punt

when the girl is on top and she slides to slip off point then as she slams down thrust as hard as possible

she was teasing me like fuck so i just waited till the right point and baym caveman cunt punt

by ulovetohateme September 22, 2011